Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and went to meet their maker.
The supreme deity turned to Al and asked, tell what is important about yourself. Al responded that he felt that the earth was the ultimate importance and that protecting the earth's ecological system was most important. God looked to Al and said, " I like the way you think, come and sit at my left hand".
God then asked Bill Clinton what he revered most. Bill Clinton responded that he felt people and their personal choices were most important. God responded, " I like the way you think, come and sit at my right hand".
God then turned to Bill Gates, who was staring at him indignantly. God asked "What is your problem Bill Gates?" Bill Gates responded " I think you are sitting in my chair".
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
For Internet Project
Hi All!
I would like to share free web template site.
I would like to share free web template site.
- http://www.freecsstemplates.org/
- http://www.free-css-templates.com/
- http://www.templateworld.com/free_templates.html
- http://www.oswd.org/
If you want professional template, you can request in this blog.
I will send them to your email.
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Some Info about Cbox
Dear Friends,
I have heard some problems and misunderstanding concerning with this site.
So, I would like to explain about them.
We cannot control the Cbox (known as shout box). Any person can write any message in Cbox with any name. For Eg. any person can use "BradPit", "Jolie" or whatever and write they like. May be these people can be from our class. Or other people.
As for me, I give this site url to my friends who are trying for the next SA-28 batch. The others students will probably share this url to others also.
So, what I want to say is messages in the Cbox may be real or may be not. Even if you see one of the students name in author, it is not sure that it is actually written by him/her. That's the problem all the blogs are facing these days.
If you are really a blog reader, you will definitely know that... other blogs are also like that. At least we are lucky that our Cbox is not full with swearing, porno and dirty words. I wish it will never happen.
That's all. Hope you will understand what I mean.
I have heard some problems and misunderstanding concerning with this site.
So, I would like to explain about them.
We cannot control the Cbox (known as shout box). Any person can write any message in Cbox with any name. For Eg. any person can use "BradPit", "Jolie" or whatever and write they like. May be these people can be from our class. Or other people.
As for me, I give this site url to my friends who are trying for the next SA-28 batch. The others students will probably share this url to others also.
So, what I want to say is messages in the Cbox may be real or may be not. Even if you see one of the students name in author, it is not sure that it is actually written by him/her. That's the problem all the blogs are facing these days.
If you are really a blog reader, you will definitely know that... other blogs are also like that. At least we are lucky that our Cbox is not full with swearing, porno and dirty words. I wish it will never happen.
That's all. Hope you will understand what I mean.
Monday, October 29, 2007
Newest Couple in SA27!!
Hi All!!
I saw the newest couple in ISS.
Class Rep + *****r
Congratulation Class Rep
I saw the newest couple in ISS.
Class Rep + *****r
Congratulation Class Rep
Enjoy Your Second Life !
Hi Guys!
Why don't you just try to rebirth in second life - the virtual world ...the world of imagination ?
But you may still need to pay monthly if you want to become a member.
Although having said that, if you only sign up in secondlife.com and download the software , you can become a basic member who can find jobs in second life and earn Linden(the currency in that world) [ 1000 Lindens = 5 US$].
For me, I 'm now a sale person but, unluckily, I haven't earned anything yet. :(
Why don't you just try to rebirth in second life - the virtual world ...the world of imagination ?
But you may still need to pay monthly if you want to become a member.
Although having said that, if you only sign up in secondlife.com and download the software , you can become a basic member who can find jobs in second life and earn Linden(the currency in that world) [ 1000 Lindens = 5 US$].
For me, I 'm now a sale person but, unluckily, I haven't earned anything yet. :(
Purpose of SA BLOG.
Hi All !!
Purposes of SA BLOG are
1. To get a good relationship between students from SA 27 class.
2. To show your feeling about attending SA class.
3. To contribute your knowledges to other students.
4. To talk about funny things.
5. To get unity.
Purposes of SA BLOG are
1. To get a good relationship between students from SA 27 class.
2. To show your feeling about attending SA class.
3. To contribute your knowledges to other students.
4. To talk about funny things.
5. To get unity.
Sunday, October 28, 2007
Online file Converter
Some students face difficulty when they cannot open their files at the presentation or subbmiting softcopy assigment.
Because they created the file in Office 2007 format and unfortunatly it does not work in Office 2003.
Now there is a solution for that problem. You can convert the file on the fly and no need to download any converter software.
http://www.zamzar.com/
will help you in converting file from *.docx to doc, pdf and much more.
Because they created the file in Office 2007 format and unfortunatly it does not work in Office 2003.
Now there is a solution for that problem. You can convert the file on the fly and no need to download any converter software.
http://www.zamzar.com/
will help you in converting file from *.docx to doc, pdf and much more.
Funny CV Quotes
These are taken from real CVs and cover letters and were printed in the July 21,1997 issue of Fortune Magazine
1. "I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience."
2. "I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreasheet progroms."
3. "Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year."
4. "Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions."
5. "Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave."
6. "Failed bar exam with relatively high grades."
7. "It's best for employers that I not work with people."
8. "Let's meet , so you can 'ooh' and 'aah' over my experience."
9. "You will want me to be Head Honcho in no time."
10. "Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details."
11. "I was working for my mom until she decided to move."
12. "Marital status: single. Unmarried. Unengaged. Uninvolved. No commitments."
13. "I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse."
14. "I am loyal to my employer at all costs...Please feel free to respond to my resume on my office voice mail."
15. "I have become completely paranoid, trusting completely no one and absolutely nothing."
16. "My goal is to be a meterologist. But since I possess no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage."
17. "I procrastinate, especially when the task is unpleasant."
18. "Personal interests: donating blood. Fourteen gallons so far."
19. "As indicted, I have over five years of analyzing investments."
20. "Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store."
21. "Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as 'job-hopping'. I have never quit a job.
"22. "Marital status: often. Children: various."
23. "Reason for leaving last job: They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 am every morning. I couldn't work under those conditions."
24. "The company made me a scapegoat, just like my three previous employers."
25. "Finished eighth in my class of ten."
26. "References: none. I've left a path of destruction behind me."
2. "I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreasheet progroms."
3. "Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year."
4. "Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions."
5. "Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave."
6. "Failed bar exam with relatively high grades."
7. "It's best for employers that I not work with people."
8. "Let's meet , so you can 'ooh' and 'aah' over my experience."
9. "You will want me to be Head Honcho in no time."
10. "Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details."
11. "I was working for my mom until she decided to move."
12. "Marital status: single. Unmarried. Unengaged. Uninvolved. No commitments."
13. "I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse."
14. "I am loyal to my employer at all costs...Please feel free to respond to my resume on my office voice mail."
15. "I have become completely paranoid, trusting completely no one and absolutely nothing."
16. "My goal is to be a meterologist. But since I possess no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage."
17. "I procrastinate, especially when the task is unpleasant."
18. "Personal interests: donating blood. Fourteen gallons so far."
19. "As indicted, I have over five years of analyzing investments."
20. "Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store."
21. "Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as 'job-hopping'. I have never quit a job.
"22. "Marital status: often. Children: various."
23. "Reason for leaving last job: They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 am every morning. I couldn't work under those conditions."
24. "The company made me a scapegoat, just like my three previous employers."
25. "Finished eighth in my class of ten."
26. "References: none. I've left a path of destruction behind me."
Don't afraid lah...
"It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365 days. Typical academic year for a student :
1) Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.
2) Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Days left 263.
3) 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE. Days left 141.
4) 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.
5) 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies chewing properly & swallowing)means 30days. Days left 96.
6) 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) means 15 days. Days left 81.
7) Exam days - per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.
8) Quarterly, half yearly and festival holidays) 40 days. Days left 6.
9) For sickness - at least 3 days. Days left 3.
10) Movies and functions- at least 2 days. 1 day left .
11) That 1 day is your birthday.
How can you study on that day ?!?!?!?!?!
Balance = 0
How can a student pass ?????"
Saturday, October 27, 2007
Software Development Cycle
- Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.
- Product is tested. 20 bugs are found.
- Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren't really bugs.
- Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn't work and discovers 15 new bugs.
- Repeat three times steps 3 and 4.
- Due to marketing pressure and an extremely premature product announcement based on overly-optimistic programming schedule, the product is released.
- Users find 137 new bugs.
- Original programmer, having cashed his royalty check, is nowhere to be found.
- Newly-assembled programming team fixes almost all of the 137 bugs, but introduce 456 new ones.
- Original programmer sends underpaid testing department a postcard from Fiji. Entire testing department quits.
- Company is bought in a hostile takeover by competitor using profits from their latest release, which had 783 bugs.
- New CEO is brought in by board of directors. He hires a programmer to redo program from scratch.
- Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free...
Five reasons Computers must be female!!!
Five reasons computers must be female...
5.- No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
4.- Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3.- The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2.- The message, "Bad command or filename", is about as informative as "if you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
1.- As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
Errors!!!
Microsoft is trying to add some humor to its error messages in Windows 2000 and up. Here are a couple of examples:
* Printer not responding; Got a pen and paper handy?
* When CUP is so hot: Computer want to drink cool water!
Like father like son!!! (Joke)
The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball."
"Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
"Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
Annouancement!
Hi All!!
Please send a email to petemaxy@gmail.com for add your Name(Nick) as Author!
And your comment here with your email address.
Please join us.
Please send a email to petemaxy@gmail.com for add your Name(Nick) as Author!
And your comment here with your email address.
Please join us.
King & Queen ... dan .. tan .. tan ... :D
Helo all,
Let's choice the king & queen for each country and for the whole students.
At our SA27, nearly all are from different countries.
who is the king and queen for the whole students yeah.....
Please vote by name....!
Thanks
Let's choice the king & queen for each country and for the whole students.
At our SA27, nearly all are from different countries.
- Canada
- China
- Indonesia
- India
- Myanmar
- ......and so on.....
who is the king and queen for the whole students yeah.....
Please vote by name....!
Thanks
Who is the wrost Team Leader?
Hello SA friends.
Please vote your team leader.
1.Excellent
2.Good
3.Normal
4.Bad
5.Worst
You should write the following format and write some comment
eg.Team 1 = Worst
Please vote your team leader.
1.Excellent
2.Good
3.Normal
4.Bad
5.Worst
You should write the following format and write some comment
eg.Team 1 = Worst
Friday, October 26, 2007
The Rating from ISS.....
Everybody can vote lah.....
Who is the clever boy at ISS ???
1.
2.
3.
......
Who is the clever girl at ISS ???
1.
2.
3.
......
Who is the bad boy at ISS ???
1.
2.
3.
......
Wait wait.....I think there is no bad girl at ISS, isn't it??
I believe that...How about you all?
And...Who is the lazy boy and girl at ISS?
1.
2.
3.
......
Share yours'.................
Who is the clever boy at ISS ???
1.
2.
3.
......
Who is the clever girl at ISS ???
1.
2.
3.
......
Who is the bad boy at ISS ???
1.
2.
3.
......
Wait wait.....I think there is no bad girl at ISS, isn't it??
I believe that...How about you all?
And...Who is the lazy boy and girl at ISS?
1.
2.
3.
......
Share yours'.................
which couple is very nice?
Hi all!!
In our class there are so many couple , Myanmar Couple, Chinese Couple!!
I think one of Chinese couple is very nice. They show their love in our class. They don't care about whatever. They have warmly love. I like it.
In our class there are so many couple , Myanmar Couple, Chinese Couple!!
I think one of Chinese couple is very nice. They show their love in our class. They don't care about whatever. They have warmly love. I like it.
Show your love here!!!
Hi all !
I really think several guys want to show about their love.
But they have no chances to show about their love.
If you love one girl, you should say "I love you" here.
I really think several guys want to show about their love.
But they have no chances to show about their love.
If you love one girl, you should say "I love you" here.
Thursday, October 25, 2007
ASP.NET Exam Tip
Esther part
15 marks about state management !!
10 marks about web.config
25 marks about components
5 marks about validation
10 marks about asp.net administration ( security)
Megan Part
5 marks about web usability design ( find out 1 good and 2 bad )
2 marks for persona
2 marks for scenario
6 marks for site structure
Don't forget to say "Thanks"
15 marks about state management !!
10 marks about web.config
25 marks about components
5 marks about validation
10 marks about asp.net administration ( security)
Megan Part
5 marks about web usability design ( find out 1 good and 2 bad )
2 marks for persona
2 marks for scenario
6 marks for site structure
Don't forget to say "Thanks"
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Who the most richest guy in ISS ?
Hi all !!
Plz suggest me !! Who the most richest guy in ISS?
I think it's Venkat (Not Teacher RV)..
Plz suggest me !! Who the most richest guy in ISS?
I think it's Venkat (Not Teacher RV)..
Monday, October 22, 2007
Who is the most pretty girl in ISS?
Hey I want to know who is the most pretty girl in ISS?
Myanmar girl?
Chinese gril?
Indo girl?
Indian girl?
I think one of Indo girl is beauty. Do you agree that?
Myanmar girl?
Chinese gril?
Indo girl?
Indian girl?
I think one of Indo girl is beauty. Do you agree that?
Many Ebooks !!
Hey all students from SA27,
There are so many ebooks for you.
S:\SA Shared Directory\E books for SA27
Check them out!!
There are so many ebooks for you.
S:\SA Shared Directory\E books for SA27
Check them out!!
So many students sleeping in class!!!
Today evening class, so many students are sleeping.
Somebody post name of sleepy one.
Somebody post name of sleepy one.
Sunday, October 21, 2007
Favourite website at ISS
You see..! Most people at ISS so try hard yeah..
I take out some websites to show you.
I arrange the most priority.
See below:
You can see the most students use VOIP.
Such as....gtalk, msn, pfingo, yahoo, vzochat, skype...
So try hard...
See more website later.
I take out some websites to show you.
I arrange the most priority.
See below:
- www.friendster.com
- www.youtube.com
- www.metacafe.com
- www.gmail.com
- www.hotmail.com
- www.yahoo.com
- www.samuraioflegend.com
You can see the most students use VOIP.
Such as....gtalk, msn, pfingo, yahoo, vzochat, skype...
So try hard...
See more website later.
Favourite website at ISS
You see..! Most people at ISS so try hard yeah..
I take out some websites to show you.
I arrange the most priority.
See below:
tell me more yeah
I take out some websites to show you.
I arrange the most priority.
See below:
- www.friendster.com
- www.youtube.com
- www.metacafe.com
- www.gmail.com
- www.hotmail.com
- www.yahoo.com
- www.baidu.com
tell me more yeah
Do Vs Don't for SA....
SA.....There has a lot of "Do" and "Don't"..
Keep in touch something and avoid something
Do what...?
Don't what ...?
Coming soon for more information...
:P
Keep in touch something and avoid something
Do what...?
- Share your resources.
- Play game more to refresh your brain. ( :D ... You can see at this blog who is gamer... :D )
- Go everywhere around Singapore to obtain new idea. ( :D ... i do everytime ... :D )
Don't what ...?
- Don't give up, whenever you can't do something although other students can do.
- Don't talk to other assumptions that is not necessary.
- Don't afraid the exam.
Coming soon for more information...
:P
Saturday, October 20, 2007
Recently activity added to ISS Students (Especially Guys)
Now the hottest activity among guys in ISS is playing computer games. Everyday... I have heard "Fight for the red army" by Precious Genious Boy ** **** (Formerly known as Great Genious Boy GGB ... :P). Now most of the top multiplayer games such as Counter Strike, and Defence Of The Ancient Allstars (DOTA) are being shared between the students... :D.
So, in a couple of days... most of the discussion rooms and class room will be covered with the voice... 'Need Backup', 'Fire in the hole', 'Upper Lane', 'Middle Lane', 'Level 6', 'Close Call', etc. :P
Great Genious General Ko Ko will be joined by other generals in a couple of days. Other Burmese generals are trying to install Command and Conquer General urgently to reinforce our only and one great general Ko Ko... :P who fights bravely to the TWO red army generals.
Today we have great matches... coz... I'll bring the Switch & network cables to the school. he he. So if u r a truly gamer come and join us. P.S. My switch has only 4 ports. Thus, if u want to play 4 Vs 4 or 5 Vs 5 like a world wide tournament (how extravagance our games :P), pls buy a new switch. We are more than welcome to this kind of donation... :D
That's all so far. The updates about gamers in ISS will be posted lately. Let's hope ISS incharge people will not spell us for playing games in ISS... :P.
So, in a couple of days... most of the discussion rooms and class room will be covered with the voice... 'Need Backup', 'Fire in the hole', 'Upper Lane', 'Middle Lane', 'Level 6', 'Close Call', etc. :P
Great Genious General Ko Ko will be joined by other generals in a couple of days. Other Burmese generals are trying to install Command and Conquer General urgently to reinforce our only and one great general Ko Ko... :P who fights bravely to the TWO red army generals.
Today we have great matches... coz... I'll bring the Switch & network cables to the school. he he. So if u r a truly gamer come and join us. P.S. My switch has only 4 ports. Thus, if u want to play 4 Vs 4 or 5 Vs 5 like a world wide tournament (how extravagance our games :P), pls buy a new switch. We are more than welcome to this kind of donation... :D
That's all so far. The updates about gamers in ISS will be posted lately. Let's hope ISS incharge people will not spell us for playing games in ISS... :P.
Thursday, October 18, 2007
Prize for ISS student!!
Hi all of my fris.
Plz vote for !
Who the most ISS beautiful girl?
Who the most ISS handsome guy?
Who the most printing man in ISS?(Plz ask to Lu Liang for short list)
Who the most attractive gay in ISS?
Who the most crazy guy in ISS? ( Plz ask to Lu Liang who is very crazy)
Who the most coffee or milo or tea drinker in ISS? ( Plz ask to Ko Ko for short list)
Who the most downloader in ISS?
Who is the fireman in ISS? (It's Lu Liang)
Who is the most sleepy student in ISS class? ( Suggest for first , second , third)
Who are ISS's gamer?
To be continue......
Plz vote for !
Who the most ISS beautiful girl?
Who the most ISS handsome guy?
Who the most printing man in ISS?(Plz ask to Lu Liang for short list)
Who the most attractive gay in ISS?
Who the most crazy guy in ISS? ( Plz ask to Lu Liang who is very crazy)
Who the most coffee or milo or tea drinker in ISS? ( Plz ask to Ko Ko for short list)
Who the most downloader in ISS?
Who is the fireman in ISS? (It's Lu Liang)
Who is the most sleepy student in ISS class? ( Suggest for first , second , third)
Who are ISS's gamer?
To be continue......
ISS Student life.
Not easy. Everyday workshop or exercise. No holiday. All Students got Virtual holidays.
Working, talking and walking is ISS student life. Ok . Who agree my opinion?
Working, talking and walking is ISS student life. Ok . Who agree my opinion?
Preparation for C#
ISS C# lecture is Mr.Venkat. All of his C# notes are extract from C# primer plus.
You can download here
http://www.mediafire.com/?6xjc9j1mmwu
You can download here
http://www.mediafire.com/?6xjc9j1mmwu
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Who should apply SA course?
A person who can write OOP and has got knowledge about Object Oriented Analysis and Design.
Course is very difficult for beginner. Somebody meet problem in C# and OOAD paper.
Course is very difficult for beginner. Somebody meet problem in C# and OOAD paper.
Interview Question!
Frequently ask question for SA interview
1.Who support you to attend ISS?(financial background)
2.Knowledge about Object Oriented Programming
3.Your working experience.
4.After Diploma course what will you do.
5.Where will you live in Singapore ? (School Hostel or Apartment)
6.Have you got any relative or friend in Singapore? (Say "Yes" whatever)
7.Explain about CAP system in NUS.
1.Who support you to attend ISS?(financial background)
2.Knowledge about Object Oriented Programming
3.Your working experience.
4.After Diploma course what will you do.
5.Where will you live in Singapore ? (School Hostel or Apartment)
6.Have you got any relative or friend in Singapore? (Say "Yes" whatever)
7.Explain about CAP system in NUS.
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